literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever
Reblogged from Welcome to my World
Hear ye and list ye, O children of Khem, to the words that I give that shall bring ye to the Light. Ye know, O men, that I knew your fathers, aye, your fathers in a time long ago. Deathless have I been through all the ages, living among ye since your knowledge began.
Reblogged from Death By LULZ
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
Reblogged from Welcome to the Kingdom
Tags: lmao thats fucked up
Reblogged from What Is This? I Don't Even
Reblogged from Welcome to my World
Reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
Another anon wanted Haunter/Cubone and since everything I touch becomes nightmarish well… this happened
A Haunter possessing the armless decaying corpse of a Cubone HELL YEAH
Reblogged from HOOD MAGIC FOR ALL Y'ALL BITCHES
Tags: THESE ARE AMAZING
Reblogged from Welcome to my World
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My name is Brandon Perez, i go by Marbas though. 21, spiritual satanist for about 7 years now. Meditation is who i am. Love smoking, full metal, bleach, dbz, skyrim. Fandoms: Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor who- classic and new, reaper, SHERLOCK. Talk to me if you want to know anything else (:
*speacial note* my name is brandan pez dispenser, i go by marmalade though. 70, hardcore jew for about two days now. imitation is who i am. love doing blow, sailor moon, tokyo mewmew, and madden. fandoms: glee, jersey shore, ANYTHING NOT JOSS WHEDON. i hate you and dont talk to me if you want to know anything else :) -qui-gon-jinn
