“It’s a good thing you’re moving. With those two bisexual tweekers living across the street, might as well be living in a condominium.” 

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distortedthoughtsofbeauty:

theplanetnibiru:

distortedthoughtsofbeauty:

theplanetnibiru:

How is this not more widespread? 

The Canadian Minister of Defence admitting that aliens are real and there are two working with the US government. 

Because is is being suppressed, there are already government officials lobbying for the take down of all the videos related to this conference.  

Holy shit. Really? 
I love how there’s no like websites or anything trying to debunk it. It’s just like straight up fact. I really wish more people would watch this. But they see it and think it’s some sort of boring political nonsense. 

total disclosure may happen in our lifetime, and I’m counting the days

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

if u date someone who is sad and expect them to instantly be happy cause u date them and get frustrated by how “boring” they are for always being unhappy then you need to take a trip down fuck off lane

thatfuckingcrowv2:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

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niknak79:

The Bad dad more looks fun

niknak79:

The Bad dad more looks fun

ambrosiajones:

https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/521/2305/original.jpg

You know this bitch has been WAITING.

unregistered-hypercam2:

me off that lean

unregistered-hypercam2:

me off that lean

darksideofthemoob:

 

horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug

ew. that thing is gross.

darksideofthemoob:

 

horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug


ew. that thing is gross.

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